Never forget.

In 4th grade I was the best speller in my class, but I lost the spelling bee by misspelling Alexander Graham Bell's middle name. Which is also MY name.

I finished second in my grade’s spelling bee in 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th grades, losing all 4 times to the same kid.

Perhaps a few Middle Eastern will vote for Prince Ali, but that’s about it.

How can we be sure Prince Ali isn't just some street rat?

“KJ has unlimited potential. He reminds me of myself at that age.”

The war was “officially” a draw (to the extent that any war has an “official” winner or loser), but the treaty was signed before the Battle of New Orleans.

While you’re at it you may as well add 1898 and 1991. You can’t forget about the commies and the Spaniards.

Andrew Jackson would like a word.

1776, 1812, 1918, 1945, and now 2015. USA, kicking Europe’s ass for 2 1/2 centuries!

England 2018, USA 2022.

Living in Alaska (and knowing that we are nominally part of the US as an island southwest of Mexico), I laughed at this then remembered Mark Schlereth went to Service HS in Anchorage and wanted to have amnesia.

I prefer this one:

I believe that several of those arrested were black. So they’ll probably end up breaking their own necks.

It’s dated, but still tastes so sweet. I'll take it in lieu of a World Cup for now.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

don’t show this to wallstreet journal commenters

Solution:

the beer-fueled passengers of that third jitney jumped off their stools and went all police-state on the unsuspecting PedalPub haters.