I’m sure he’s just glad to hear that someone does.

I’m terrified of Bradford Sanchez starting this season, but I can’t complain about jettisoning Foles. He was a mediocre QB made infinitely better by Chips system. Anyone telling you otherwise doesn’t know football. His anomaly of a season with 27-2 was just that. He still routinely missed open receivers, held the ball…

I’m really getting sick of the “this is a cry for help” narrative that the ESPN pundits are running with. 122, 135, and 143...with a fucking 12 year old in the car and then trying to flee from police, while high. I’m sure the kid’s well-being was in the forefront of his mind and he was just trying to reach out for…

It’s a sad day when a player cries upon learning he’s been traded from the Mets to your team.

Our GM drove a 102 win team into the cellar in less than a 5 years. You don't want the Rockies to learn anything from that.

So reading up on these prospects we got a guy with Sam Bradfords injury history, another that swings like Ryan Howard minus the power, and a handful of Fat Joe Blantons.

Let’s be honest. What you really meant to say was...“I’m ‘”local press’ and reading this made my butt hurt.”

But all we’ll talk about is how his head wasn’t in it during the ‘09 World Series

I kicked myself for a whole week afterwards for getting wrapped up in the excitement. Portrait would even have been better than none at all.

Probably the worst part about RG3 is how he further divides and incites racial tensions among Skins fans. As if both groups didn't hate the other enough, every white fan is convinced that he’s the anti-Christ while every black fan swears that he’s the Second Coming. I watched two skins fans get into a fist fight over…

Sometimes, when I’m down, I’ll watch this play on loop to pick myself back up. It works every time.

I think I said the same thing twice during the first half.

I'm sure they were referring to the sheer number of sex crimes rather than the improvement in the reporting.

It is literally the worst. Between callers, Innes, and Missanelli, I’ve resorted to purchasing Sirius so that I can get some modicum of normal sports radio on my drive home.

I’m not sure Nicki realizes that her man is kind of a big deal.

This bum couldn't hit 2s, 3s, or foul shots with the Sixers. Oh wait, maybe that's why.

Look Bru...I mean Caitlyn, Imma let you finish but...

Iverson was (operative word) the greatest and, until the end of his tenure with the Sixers, unfailingly reliable. You could count on him to put up 25 a night, put out shoes that would get you killed, and be tanked at Friday’s on City Ave.

For all his faults, Uncle Charlie had his moments as a man among boys. This picture still tugs the heart strings.