Actually after Peggy dies he could just use his time GPS to get back to his real present. Easy.

My thought is that he went back to a time AFTER he was frozen and lived his life with Peggy in secret, very carefully trying not to interfere with anything that would cause a time spit. That’s exactly why he wouldn’t tell Sam about her/their life when he asked. 

One open item mentioned elsewhere: Spidey mentions awakening on Titan, implying that everyone who was dusted reappeared where they were dusted. There’s going to be a LOT of confused/falling/dead people, who were dusted in transit, planes, boats, wherever.

How awkward was it when Cap rolled up on Skull on Vormir?

“Steve. Son of Joseph.”
“I recognize that voice. Who is that?”
Dramatically removes hood.
“Well I’ll be. so... you’ve just been here this whole time?”
“Yes. I see you didn’t die?”
“trapped in ice.”
“interesting.”
“I’ve got this stone... Think you can maybe trade for…

That bothered me for a while about that scene, but then it got me thinking. What if that timeline they were on already had Steve Rogers in the past all along? I’m guessing coming back to the time just after the cancellation of Agent Carter.

Sorry, haven’t had the pleasure... (?)

I live in Italy. Every summer this Italian-American guy comes to his home nearby where I live to rant about the pizza here and how he owns a pizza parlour in St. Louis. Well, I found out it’s an Imo’s and about this fucking abomination of a cheese and now we all just laugh in his face. 

Should You Eat St. Louis-Style Pizza?
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Provel cheese is garbage, and Imo’s is what you get when you let a cat barf on cardboard and shove it in the oven for about 10 minutes too long. I spent a decade in St. Louis and would defend the bread-cut bagels FAR more than I’d defend the culinary war crimes that are St. Louis-style pizza.

Holy shit I could drink bourbon until I was border line comatose and come up with a better strategy than that.

I know shit about the novels. I didn’t even love whole seasons of this show. Felt these last two episodes were great storytelling. Far more interesting and moving than Avengers, IMO. No idea what the rest of it will be about but that’s kinda cool, too. Well done.  

Ugh, what kind of no-class barbarians put processed cheese on pizza when there exists cheese cheese in this universe?!

Between that and the big battle tonight on GoT, Monday will be dark and full of spoilers

I’m a big fan of the new [REDACTED]. He’s a much more mellow guy, like when he handed Scott two of his own tacos.

RIP to Scott’s taco.  

That didn’t stop him from making pottery, it won’t stop him from bouncing.

You were in Cheers from Gary’s Old Town Tavern?

What a-hole on rotten tomatoes gave it a bad review?

This review tells me someone’s opinion of the film, and thus ruins and spoils the movie for me. For shame, i09.

Wasn’t expecting Barney the Dinosaur to wield the Infinity Gauntlet, but that’s the kind of twist that makes Endgame such a great film.