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Even worse is when someone posts their own theory about what’s going to happen and a bunch of spoiler trolls lose their shit.

grow up. 

You’re annoying.  Spoilers are good. 

I LIKE SPOILERS.

perhaps in the show, but in the books, Lannister cousins and second cousins and third cousins are all over Lannisport.

probably some relative, perhaps distant, that we haven’t seen yet and isn’t important to the show.  Usually there’s some inbred third cousin’s even more inbred grandchild. 

Tyrion.

I took it that she dropped down from the tree. 

He has a thousand eyes.  Any creature in the Red Keep could be Bran watching and listening and reporting out what he sees. 

The only human who was confident in the battle was Bran.  There’s a reason for that. 

you’re thinking about it wrong.

Beric died 7 times?

commandment four...if you bring milk and cookies, SHARE.

They didn’t show any of that...I inferred it from what we saw, which was her in the library with Mel, then she seemed to come down from above. I also saw a map of winterfell that shows the library next to the godswood. They didn’t explicitly show her path because they wanted us to be as surprised as the NK.

The battle was lost on purpose to goad the NK into thinking he’d won. He did win the battle. Overconfidence did him in.

She was in the library, which is next to the godswood. She (presumably) ran (quickly and quietly) along the battlements, climbed into the tree, and dove down onto the guy. They didn’t show all the detail because they wanted us to be as surprised as the NK.

Really? The trained assassin killing the Night’s King with a weapon specifically provided to her by the guy who can see the future seemed thematically inappropriate? Cheap?

Don’t forget that Cersei sent Bronn to kill Jaime and Tyrion. Something needs to happen there. 

Arya’s an assassin. Not a knight. She fought like an assassin would. Eowyn was more like Brienne.  Eowyn fought like a knight would fight. 

Cthulu F’taghn