Alamo Drafthouse has a shwarma wrap and shwarma bowl for Endgame...

It was Fury’s origin. Danver’s airforce call sign was “Avenger”. Fury renamed it from “The Protector Initiative” into “The Avenger Initiative” in her honor.

My life has gotten. . . extremely complicated over the last month, so I haven’t had a chance to see Captain Marvel yet. How vital is it for me to see that before Avengers?

Since Jon is already a reanimated dead when he kills the Night King he keels over, leaving a three-way war between Sansa in the North, Dany in the East, and Cersei to the South. 

I agree that Jaime’s redemption is one of the main stories of the series. I’ve been saying this for a few years now- I think Jaime is going to die killing the Night King. It will be the ultimate redemption, and it will turn his “Kingslayer” title from a shameful epithet to a legendary title. I just think the name…

When my dad was a kid in the 1930s, his parents were poor Italian immigrants. His mother would give him a pepper and egg sandwich on leftover Italian bread for his school lunch. He used to beg her for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his lunch like the American kids had.

Now you’ve got me craving those darn things. Do they still do the 6 pack and a pound deal? Might have to get this when I’m home in Iowa next time. Haven’t had Taco John’s in 15 years since I moved to CO.

Oh, thank goodness. Sad end to her life, but at least she didn’t take anyone else with her.

So one mentally disturbed woman buys a shotgun and closes hundreds of schools in the Denver area.

That was Palpatine laugh right? 

Milk ducks does having me giggling though. Am considering changing it back. 

Children like ketchup on a hot dog because they haven’t developed a refined sense of taste yet.

I’ll tell what kind of “monsters” put ketchup on hotdogs... kids, kids put ketchup on hotdogs. Mustard, even the plain ‘ol yellow French’s mustard is more of a grown up condiment.

[stares daggers] ketchup.

What are you filling up with exactly? Diarrhea?

Fuck Bruce Pearl. He killed Mrs. Kimble:

Aside from the abject cruelty, here’s the real kicker to DeVos plan. In her world, private donations would fund these programs. Yet, the tax cut championed by the people of her economic class that was passed, disincentivizes taxpayers from giving charitable donations.

Most stadiums already have a coat check room or something similar, where they can hold a too-large backpack for free. Charging for it now is just a cash grab

Is Vienna Beef an “artisan mom ‘n’ pop beef frank?” Because if it is not, your taste test is null and void.

None of these look like they have real casings. Test is flawed from the start.