yeah ruth over bonds is insanity. I AM GREY AND UPSET

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

Another One Bites The Dust will be a bit more pricey, but very much available.

The trailers for A4 should just be Deadpool showing up just prior to thanos, stealing each infinity stone and poofing away with Cables time device.

The Avengers 4 Trailers Are Going to Have a Weird Marketing Problem

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Jurisprudence says you are correct! The best kind of correct, technically correct!

“The DC Universe Is Kinda Broken Right Now”

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

Considering we live in a world where there are grown men adult males who jack it to cartoon characters on the regular I’m not surprised that one of them finally became a professional film critic.

If you can’t make it through a theater showing of an animated children’s film without becoming aroused, you quite plainly should never be in a theater showing of an animated children’s film.

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I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in…

Okay, but, are we sure that he’s talking about the Grandmaster here? And not just, you know... himself?

But now Drax has perfected the art of being invisible, how will we tell if he’s back?

So then that would make this character a Disney Princess as well, no?

...and while Legolas was off saving Middle-Earth with his band of companions, his ne’er-do-well brother Bradley decided to stay at home in bumfuck Illinois and nurse a burgeoning meth addiction.

So, does that mean Blake Lively is now single?