yeah ruth over bonds is insanity. I AM GREY AND UPSET

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

Jurisprudence says you are correct! The best kind of correct, technically correct!

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

Considering we live in a world where there are grown men adult males who jack it to cartoon characters on the regular I’m not surprised that one of them finally became a professional film critic.

If you can’t make it through a theater showing of an animated children’s film without becoming aroused, you quite plainly should never be in a theater showing of an animated children’s film.

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I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in…

...and while Legolas was off saving Middle-Earth with his band of companions, his ne’er-do-well brother Bradley decided to stay at home in bumfuck Illinois and nurse a burgeoning meth addiction.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Agreed. Megan’s flip-flop take is monstrous. For starters, do NOT buy $5 flip flops. Those things are sure to be painful and stiff as a board. Go for something comfy and durable (Reefs/Rainbows) which will last for years(!!!). Also, the fuck you talking about flip flops should only be worn on sand? Flip flops are the…

no offense to these substitutes, but i hate them all so far.

European fuel prices are part of why they have good public transit.

The fact that Rick and Skip came from the same household is mind boggling. Rick seems like a cool dude.

You know what you did.

I honestly blame Nextdoor for this. Nextdoor is a cesspool of racism, racial profiling and generally “I can’t mind my own business even though this doesn’t affect me, but the world revolves around me so I’m going to pretend that it does.” And these fools rile each other up, they stir one another’s anxieties and fears…

Let’s be honest. She called because she asked for a rib and they didn’t share.