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I live in Italy. Every summer this Italian-American guy comes to his home nearby where I live to rant about the pizza here and how he owns a pizza parlour in St. Louis. Well, I found out it’s an Imo’s and about this fucking abomination of a cheese and now we all just laugh in his face. 

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Provel cheese is garbage, and Imo’s is what you get when you let a cat barf on cardboard and shove it in the oven for about 10 minutes too long. I spent a decade in St. Louis and would defend the bread-cut bagels FAR more than I’d defend the culinary war crimes that are St. Louis-style pizza.

Ugh, what kind of no-class barbarians put processed cheese on pizza when there exists cheese cheese in this universe?!

That didn’t stop him from making pottery, it won’t stop him from bouncing.

You were in Cheers from Gary’s Old Town Tavern?

I (not Indian) made and brought some Chicken Manchurian over to my neighbor’s diwali. They had to move it to the back of the counter because it was too spicy and didn’t want the (90% Indian) kids to accidentally get a piece of it.

I agree that Jaime’s redemption is one of the main stories of the series. I’ve been saying this for a few years now- I think Jaime is going to die killing the Night King. It will be the ultimate redemption, and it will turn his “Kingslayer” title from a shameful epithet to a legendary title. I just think the name…

When my dad was a kid in the 1930s, his parents were poor Italian immigrants. His mother would give him a pepper and egg sandwich on leftover Italian bread for his school lunch. He used to beg her for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his lunch like the American kids had.

Now you’ve got me craving those darn things. Do they still do the 6 pack and a pound deal? Might have to get this when I’m home in Iowa next time. Haven’t had Taco John’s in 15 years since I moved to CO.

Oh, thank goodness. Sad end to her life, but at least she didn’t take anyone else with her.

So one mentally disturbed woman buys a shotgun and closes hundreds of schools in the Denver area.

Milk ducks does having me giggling though. Am considering changing it back. 

Children like ketchup on a hot dog because they haven’t developed a refined sense of taste yet.

I’ll tell what kind of “monsters” put ketchup on hotdogs... kids, kids put ketchup on hotdogs. Mustard, even the plain ‘ol yellow French’s mustard is more of a grown up condiment.

[stares daggers] ketchup.

Fuck Bruce Pearl. He killed Mrs. Kimble:

Is Vienna Beef an “artisan mom ‘n’ pop beef frank?” Because if it is not, your taste test is null and void.

None of these look like they have real casings. Test is flawed from the start.