Mysteriously, he is no longer at his desk

Never less than 24 hours away.

do you see him answering questions here right now

Being Libertarian isn’t a superpower. :)

I can’t express how great it would be if it was Ron Effing Swanson.

I was hoping he’d be Bob from Hydra.

Thought that was Ron Swanson for a second...

You forgot the Great Arugula Scandal of 2008.

Dammit. Now I have to delete half the games off my phone.

I probably posted this in that thread as well:

He was damned to do so for being a raging dick. So the baseball metaphor works, but not for the reason Bannister would like...

just how high was the guy who wrote that article?

It’s unfortunate that they laid off the folks capable of googling “Coors Field.”

Tim Beckmann got fired a week before the start of the season because he made guys play through injuries.

Herm sounds and looks like a man with absolutely no plan; he’s so making this shit up as he goes along. I know very well this look and sound, as it’s exactly me in nearly every one of the 37 jobs I’ve had in my life.

“Only 45 players see action in any given game and therefore I should only have 45 guys” is a fuckin heater of a take. It sounds like a PFT commenter Joke

“How someone sat down and gave Tim Burton millions of dollars to make this is almost incomprehensible.”

It’s impossible to say, which is why, unfortunately, it’s the kind of movie that could never get made today.

All blogs should have no more than 200 words.

This is the correct take.