Outback sources its steaks and booths from the same place. An upholstery factory in china. True fact.

It would have improved the area?

1. My mama.

He’d have stood on top of the car?

If this was Detroit...(please finish this joke)

I saw a guy do this two years ago. At the Rockettes’ Christmas show. That was unexpected.

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

This is not a bear.

Whatever happened to Bear Friday?

Why isn’t anybody investigating whether Peter Thiel sucked 5 dicks at SMU?

Quick, somebody make sure SI never called Peter Thiel gay.

Have you eaten at cracker barrel?! that place is gross and disappointing. #comeformecrackerbarrellovers

You continue to be a fan and i will continue being the man.

Even in your contrived “solution,” you have utterly underestimated the potential clenching power of Thanos’ sphincter muscles.

You’ve ignored the battle Ant-Man would need to have with each notch of the ring, while being crushed between the two most powerful cheeks in existence.

Honestly, it’s like you’re not a writer…

Ohhhhh, that Genesis story. Thanks for the assist, ’cause I always forget that this part of the “good book” goes beyond Adam and Eve.

IRL “balance of power” is the intermediate goal tyrants use sound that they sound reasonable. But they’re never really satisified until they have it all. Or, as BRUUUCE sang:

God’s PR firm is second to none.

And yet when God did it in Genesis, he’s proclaimed a saviour.

It probably needs to focus on Thanos a fair bit to avoid just seeming like he’s the smart purple space Hulk. His motivations are so crazy that it’s pretty the only way they are getting across. It’s interesting to think that we may be getting Mentor and Eros in the story as well if it shows Thanos’ childhood.

I think a key part of understanding racism is knowing and acknowledging that you don’t understand racism. Or rather, you don’t understand experiencing systemic racism literally every day, whether you notice it or not.