There it is. The endgame. Jaime’s ultimate redemption. He will kill his sister, then use the sword to kill the Knight’s King, completing his redemption arc as Kingslayer goes from Epithet to Honorific.

yes, but not at all.  

*gives side eye*

it’s a popular lent thing. 

i really need to stop reading the takeout.  all you guys do is make me hungry/hangry.

great. now i want a pepper and egg sandwich.

nice hearty rye bread fried in bacon grease will make you happily welcome your future heart attack. 

well, fuck me. It looks like there’s some taco john’s not too far from here. maybe i will have to give them a (new) shot.

so, seasoned tots?

actually, schools across the entire front range are closed.  Something like 30 school districts are closed because of this nut. 

Cavallari tells her dinner companions that she had “Major clogged ducts. Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

The best of the best is missing...

No. 

you people disgust me.

Bruce Pearl.

Auburn, because Bruce Pearl is the trashiest human being in all college sports.

you totally missed the most egregious part of the no backpacks thing.

sure!  Either we’ll bust some heads or we’ll bust each other’s heads.  Either way, big time fun!

Levine should have had the sense to wear pasties.

No one should ever have to see Adam Levine in any state of dress or undress.