If I get to 75, I’m starting a bar fight. I want to go to County.

so, splinter’s official editorial policy is Beto bad, huh?

I second the Gem.

Seems about $5 a month too much.

New Wave Of British Heavy Metal.

In Denver, it’s probably Casa Bonita.

now I want to go to a fucking fish fry for the first time in decades. Thanks a lot, Kate. 

i grew up with plenty of fast food. Never touched a mcgriddle or any of the taco hell atrocities you mentioned. Used to eat taco bell plenty, through high school, college, early 20's. Then i found better tacos from greasy spoon mexican restaurants.

It’s like going into business selling cars that are cheaper than ferraris. not hard to price lower. everything else can fail though.

buy Kmart/Sears.  Cheaper and a lot more real estate. 

Basically, they need places where people can pick up their orders because of Porch Pirates and because people don’t want to give amazon keys to their house. 

I moved to Colorado a few years ago. He was a breath of fresh air after living through the idiocracy that was the Illinois governor’s mansion my entire life.

synonyms. 

I’m guessing these are usually filled with ass-beer. 

its strange how the main character is a dildo, though.

implied.

unfortunately, they rejected him, so he went after the second best rich white man’s club he could find.  President of the Republican Party.

As an accountant, I notice some interesting things...

Chris was flummoxed about why her grandpa was called Frenchie, then she went and told us why he was called Frenchie:

For a large dish, I rarely use less than a full head of garlic.