buy Kmart/Sears.  Cheaper and a lot more real estate. 

Basically, they need places where people can pick up their orders because of Porch Pirates and because people don’t want to give amazon keys to their house. 

I moved to Colorado a few years ago. He was a breath of fresh air after living through the idiocracy that was the Illinois governor’s mansion my entire life.

synonyms. 

I’m guessing these are usually filled with ass-beer. 

i think momo’s kind of cute.

its strange how the main character is a dildo, though.

implied.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!

unfortunately, they rejected him, so he went after the second best rich white man’s club he could find.  President of the Republican Party.

As an accountant, I notice some interesting things...

Chris was flummoxed about why her grandpa was called Frenchie, then she went and told us why he was called Frenchie:

Perfect.

For a large dish, I rarely use less than a full head of garlic.

Hard Pass. I won’t be watching any more Marvel shows now that they killed the Defenders shows.  I’ll still be giving disney too much of my money for the films, but I won’t waste my money on their dumb subscription service.

There is a Kansas City in Kansas. But it’s just a suburb of Kansas City, MO.

I think what truly defines a regional pizza variation is that multiple pizzerias serve it, often claiming to be “the original”. In Chicago, you’ve got Pequods, Giordanos, Uno, Gino’s East, Nancys, Aurelios, etc.

certainly never stopped Tom Brady, who’s a very fancy dog.

so...there’s a new football league?

well, that sucks.