This is the worst Deadspin 25 ever. It’s not Nick’s fault, of course.

Is the Coach a dick?

Your true national champions. 

People need to stop milking that joke. 

Like Donald Trump?

Jim Harbaugh is definitely a dick. 

nope.  The disks are deep fried hamburger patties. 

Oh, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Let’s send all the dirtbags to Russia. They love themselves some Russia anyway (they’d rather be Russians than liberals, after all). Let their hopes and dreams come true in Russia, rather than by turning the US into a russian fiefdom.

They think Artur Sitkowski is going to be a good QB.  

My beloved Illini actually beat WKU last year!

hey, go fuck yourself. 

Hey, almost all white crooks also love themselves some country music.

Having spent time in Brasil, I can tell you that you might be surprised at how comfortable they would be.

Brasil’s already got a ton of ignorant racists.  They’d probably prefer not to have more. 

Did you deliver the news to Jezebel yet?  

wow. you’re a discredit to a&m.  tool.

nailing him to the wall requires going to trial, which requires people to prosecute him.  people that can be better deployed elsewhere, like aiming at the trump org and kushner and...the orange turd.

I think you missed another key factor. The Chicago Tribune’s editorial policy for the past 8 or so years has been to sensationalize any violence in Chicago, no matter how insignificant, along with anything that black kids do that they don’t like (e.g. headlines to the effect of: roving bands of black teens descend on…

Or he knows how it works, but assumes the public doesn’t and is trying to use the ignorance of his followers as an excuse not to cooperate.  

There are multiple places in downtown chicago where a starbucks is across the street from a starbucks.