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Have you ever seen a portillo’s in the suburbs of chicago?  They have a drive through window and an army of employees handling everything for the drive through customers, the line for which is insane. You never actually use the drive through ordering board or the window. 

You see that a lot with Starbucks and grocery stores. 

Are we officially in the overexpansion phase that occurs before the collapse?

Damn dude.

East Carolina University’s mascot is the pirates or something like that.  I would assume that is why they have a pirate ship.

wedges?  Wedges suck ass.  They’re akin to steak fries. 

My kid was ready to head for the bus stop at 6:00 in the morning. (He got himself ready). He was literally walking out the door when I came downstairs to get my breakfast.

all 25 before the season starts?

Bush and Reagan begat Trump upon us.  Don’t make any mistakes there.  

Thank you! Can you do other previews? Liberty? Idaho? UCF?

yes.  Take a look at the Bears quarterbacks during that same time.  He’d be a footnote to history if he had been drafted by the Bears.  Here’s a hint: McCown is a highlight on the Bears list.  At least he had Warner and Palmer throwing to him for a while. 

Wow. All 3 major footbaw coaches in Arizona are black.

turds, not curds.

Anon is full of shit. There’s no way the boyfriend wasn’t screwing the neighbor lady.

What is it with people mistaking Cutler for a good quarterback? He’s just a guy who racks up passing yards when it doesn’t matter. He’s not the Bears best QB evah. He’s not the best QB Miami’s had since Marino.

My cousin named his son Raider.

There’s still a team in oakland?

You’re right.

Garoppolo is Tebow part duh.

Wait, someone (me) won an argument on the internet?