Not your fault - your writing is great. It’s the teams, which isn’t your fault.
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Man, the Deadspin 25 sucks balls so far Nick. Please tell me there’s something weird coming.
who’s going to claim that they go to Hooter’s out of brand loyalty? I’m guessing that that number is actually higher. I wouldn’t go to Hooters out of convenience or loyalty because it’s trash, but I can’t imagine anyone going just for ‘convenience’. I can also see many, many people not wanting to admit that they…
YES!!! A padded stat line does not somehow make Cutler ‘better’ than Luckman! Luckman was the best in the biz when he was around and he FUCKING WON.
the Pizzaria Uno chain has nothing to do with actual chicago pizza. The original uno’s is quite good. The owners sold the name to a company that went national, but they don’t use the recipes. Uno’s is a travesty that should be wiped off the face of the earth.
This is the Bear’s buttfumble.
You know, most of the actual city of Chicago roots for the White Sox (the Cubs have a lot more fans because suburbs and WGN’s reaching every fucking household in America in the 80's and early 90's).
Now I really wish Curtis Enis was still around, because we could have the (P)Enis and Nad-gee show.
So... “nad-gee”?
Ironically enough, the Bears literally invented the forward pass. George Halas is responsible for the forward pass becoming a thing and getting the rules changed to allow it.
Deep dish pizza is not true Chicago pizza. It was invented by a Texan. Of course it’s a giant monstrosity. Everything texas is a giant monstrosity.
Woohoo! My email got printed!!
I don’t know if I should be insulted or honored.
Tampa Bay’s still got a team?!
Jennifer should get divorced.
I couldn’t bring myself to read any further.
Some people really suck.
So, are you saying it’s Coleman’s fault? That he broke his wrists on purpose?!?!
Buffalo made the playoffs?
I remember when Illinois kicked the shit out of Virginia in the micron bowl. That was a long time ago.