You would too, if you worked at Deadspin.

Joseph’s story made me sad. Poor little kid Joseph. And fuck his evil grandma with a Big Gulp sized Frosty (I know I’m crossing franchises here. Fight me.).

NO CHIK-FIL-A FOR YOU. 4 YEAR.

Oh, if only I had more stars to give. 

no chik-fil-a for michigan players!

Thank you for the Deadspin 25!  I hope UCF wins again!

And mantis would just put him to sleep.

Ironically, James Washington was a middling prospect coming out of high school. https://247sports.com/Player/James-Washington-33621//high-school-54269

Really, he’s doing god’s work here. 

FTFY.

Profit while sitting back drinking daiquiris in punta cana while letting your fields go to seed. 

It’s OK if you’re a republican.

I resent this characterization for two reasons.

This man’s got binders full of Liberty shit.

can’t vote for Kansas. This is a football poll.  

Yup, TSU is a FBS program.

Vote for Illinois early and often.  We must remind America that Illinois exists!

It’s under “Liberty University”.

America’s National Champion is UCF.

holy shit.  going to go vote for Liberty and Idaho now.  Along with Illinois. and Illinois. and Illinois.