Cody Oakes, 25, an operations manager for J.P. Morgan, had been ready to walk out the door with a duffel bag in his hand to go to football practice. (He plays quarterback and wide receiver for the Bellingham Bulldogs, a semi-pro team.) He'd noticed heavily armed police in camouflage marching down the road.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Holy shit. Please keep defending yourself. You have a great argument.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

He's already a billionaire, so money doesn't mean that much to him. But the embarrassment of losing his team is a good punishment.

Paterno-style.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

It's funny because a woman was murdered!