Still, she's a MOAHILF.

Honestly the Buffy dialogue was always a little too cutesy-smart-assy for me, but after the Avengers (where the smart-ass dialogue was probably my favorite part, thanks to RDJ and Ruffalo), I need to watch Firefly and see what all the hype's about...

At least he's being condemned by his own party; I'm glad to know the GOP has finally joined the twentieth century.

That's how I experienced that scene too (and the first time I saw it I was abroad, so it was uncut, bloody and rough).

The corkscrew was epic.

A set of Iron Man, War Machine, etc. dolls would be great.

Wheelbarrow full of worthless rubles.

I know this isn't io9, but the dude is basically Daredevil meets Hawkeye; i.e., he should be a superhero.

I'm confused; this is spam for a wannbe-The Onion site? Do I have that right?

The haves and the have-nauts.

Think of what it'll do for online porn!

If I read this correctly, the next big thing in gaming should be a third arm?

Come now, movies make great musicals!

Smaller penis.

The Inquisition was about non-Jews forcing Jews to either convert, leave Spain, or die.

The same is true of computer programmers.*

That'd be like calling Florida by the name of all the Cubans living there.

Calling the Land of Israel by other names, like Philistia, Palestine, West Bank, or Territories does not reflect the population residing here.

Well, officially I think the published policy has been cyber-attacks that affect infrastructure (e.g., the power grid); but declaring an act by China as an act of war would necessitate a war-like response, so I'm not sure anyone's in a rush to do that.

They use proxies, like Hezbollah. Plausible deniability.