This is an amazing, thorough and amusing response, iliketoeat Very well put.

This is the only way I can comment anymore with tiger=off. :C

The problem with traffic tickets is that they are usually the product of lazy enforcement. The police set up camp in a hidden area right where the speed limit changes or where it is set unusually low, rather than actually monitoring traffic for unsafe behavior. It's also why it is rare to get a speeding ticket outside…

I was thinking the same on #7. The camera car was pulling a jerk move on the Merc SUV-passing on the right, in the blind spot, in the area of an interchange. Maybe Mom in the GL wasn't paying attention but the bro in the ricer with the camera wasn't any better.

If you actually do this then you are a douchebag and deserve whatever accident you cause because of it.

Yeah, I don't know about the rest of my fellow Americans, but I would LOVE to take the month of August off.

Both can be jacked though.

100% AGREED! I'd love to have a bike now, but refuse to own one in the D.C. Metro area. People just don't care here, and after one accident where a lady went the wrong direction through an intersection, pulled over, then tried to turn her car into me.... fuck it. If we were all required to learn to ride a motorcycle…

I guess the lesson is always be scanning down the road, I'm sure we've all avoided a few potential T-bones by keeping our eyes ahead.

There has to be a practical line, well at least until Tom Cruise saves us all from our future bad choices.

So, I don't want to be that guy, but... this isn't that hard in Manhattan. Several of the avenues have the lights timed like this, where you can just roll through if you are able to keep a constant speed. You might have to push it a little to get past a few ill-timed ones, and it's obviously impossible to do during…

If you click this link you will be able to use the comment system as it was before the switch. I don't know how long it will last.

And I had to click "view discussion" in order to "reload" a whole ZERO replies to your post just to be able to see the star to recommend your post.

The new comment system is an abomination. It makes me want to spend less time on the site. This alone overshadows everything else. Others have constructive criticism. I just want to say that the designers should be ashamed of themselves. Did nobody try to use it? I know I'm being harsh here but jesus christ. …

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New Kinja is horrible. The rest is fine (as it always was), but Kinja 2.slow is horrible.

And thanks to Kinja's new comment threading system, it will remain a secret.

Before complaining and snarking about first class, you should probably look into who pays for the flight?