ilikethunderstorms
ILikeThunderstorms
ilikethunderstorms

Mostly I don’t care and the blogger and venue are getting equal exposure here so, good for them?

I had a boss who was famous for this. He’d announce at a meeting that we were doing some major new initiative, and get really hyped...and then, weeks later...nothing. If you followed up with him, you’d win the job of “managing” the new initiative. Which inevitably led to some wide-eyed new hire attempting to do a

Um, yeah. My now-husband knew I LOVED dogs, but he was always sort of ambivalent to them, and we waited a while before we got one. Now we have our precious Violet (pictured below) and I swear, that dog loves him more than me!! And he just dotes on her. But if he had said we could never get a dog before we got married,

Heh, I know plenty of men this self-absorbed. The majority of men have no idea, not the tiniest inkling, of how much space and air they demand in a relationship, and that’s not even going near a classic abuse move like this one is.

It’s a TERRIFIC recipe for turning up on one of those real crime shows with photos of yourself and “last seen” underneath while the details of your abusive spouse are droned out, however.

That’s what gets me! Why did these two keep dating? Were her dogs stashed in the attic like Bertha Rochester? Wearing invisibility cloaks? HOW DID HE NOT GET THAT SHE HAS TWO DOGS?

There’s a Seinfeld episode where Elaine gives a new boyfriend an ultimatum — either me or your cats. He chooses the cats, and it’s supposed to be this huge, humiliating thing for Elaine that the cats were more important to him than she was. And all I could think was, “Clearly no one involved with this show is a pet

The man just told you she has two dogs. I’m assuming she’s had them while they were courting and before the engagement. And now he’s being all “It’s me or the dogs and you’re crazy if you keep them.” on her.

A picture of the happy couple:

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

This lady’s smarter than the rest of us who are still trying to make it work with living men

Finally, a feel-good story about bad sex.

When the ads for this popped up on my Facebook feed, I asked the makers how it worked (I follow a lot of earthy-crunchy stuff, so that’s how it showed up). They replied with how it worked, basically as the rhythm method. I remarked that this is basically useless for domestic violence victims or victims of sexual

Mine is at the very end of its life, and I’m only not having another inserted because my husband just got the big snip. It’s been fantastic. I have major pregnancy-related anxiety and this has helped so much.

My good friend just started using this app and was trying to convince me to get my daughter on it. A) she’s on hormonal bc already to help control truly heinous menstrual problems B) off of the hormonal bc her cycle laughs in the face of prediction and she already tracks just to prove to doctors it’s really a problem

I legitimately sprayed water all over my keyboard reading this, all the stars  

Depending on your phone this would be an entire cock block.

Make sure you leave it on Vibrate.

yeah unless I can shove the phone up my vagina and it blocks sperm, big no.