spoiler alert

You know this guy has sexually assaulted at least three women. 

So I watched this while drunk and spent half the time horrified and the other half laughing at some truly ridiculous and poorly-delivered dialogue and scene transitions that really did tickle me. Some things that are unfortunate but true that I found out via a small Google rabbit-hole while watching to try to figure…

My brother is SIP-ing in New Mexico and has been very pleased with the Governor’s response. So...there’s that.

What an utterly gorgeous, thought-provoking essay. Thank you. I hope you continue to be well.

I couldn’t bear to listen to/watch more than about 30 seconds of that Trump “address,” but he really didn’t sound well. At times like he was suppressing a cough, and at the very least like he’s on a fair number of drugs. He is not ok. 

Um, two years ago we millennials were being touted as the drunkest, most wine-soaked generation of all time. We can’t now be killing wine like a measly 24 months later. We are plenty drunk on wine. I’m literally hung over from a cali pinot right now. This one cannot be pinned on us. Thank you.

yeah ok

i have never in my life wanted more to reach through my computer scream and grab a person by the throat and choke the life out of him. HOw dare he. How fucking dare he. He’s a fucking traitor and a rapist and a criminal and he’s up there giving fucking rush fucking limbaugh a god damned medal like it’s a special…

My main resolution is to get a life outside of work and take care of my health so I don’t spend every other week sick (which has literally been my life since mid september up until a couple weeks ago. Interesting that I felt better as soon as I went on xmas break, huh?). My 2 year work anniversary is 10/15 and if they…

I don’t get it - Cosby is a rapist and predator, do we care at all what he says/thinks anymore? He’s just a bad person.

The second one should be called “Rainbow” in my humble opinion. Good one.

honestly this was my fave of netflix’s contributions to the hallmark-xmas-movie genre over the last few years. I am down for the sequel!

Brava. Finally a sensible take on this story. We love to create titillating fantasies about serial killers, particularly those who kill women, which often include a diagnosis of psychotic “genius” - look with what they got away with! But most men who murder women, whether serially or otherwise, aren’t geniuses - they…

these sweatshirts look like the ones my family used to buy from tourist shops in whatever destination we went to on vacation where we were like, it won’t be cold! but then it was cold so we were all wearing the same gotdamned sweatshirt. And those were expensive at like 35 a pop. fucking youth.

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

I haven’t posted in SNS in like a year but I’m waiting in the ER and the past month of work and mental/physical health has been the absolute worst and I just don’t know what to do anymore so I’m posting yayyy?

don’t get a puppy - get an adult, chill, cuddly dog whose personality you know and who is good with cats. If you want love and cuddles, they are the best for that at a fraction of the cost of an infant. 

You’ve written some of the best work Jezebel has ever put out there. Congrats on the new gig; I hope the pod-men at Vice are...better? 

i love call the midwife, tho I agree the god bit has been getting a bit much in recent years. ALSO CAN TRIXIE EVER BE HAPPY COME ON. But the most recent xmas special in the mother house was *chef’s kiss* perfect.