Well duh, everyone knows (or should know) that tracking your fertility, even with an app, is an unreliable method of birth control. Back in the 1980s this was called the rhythm method. There was a joke, “What do you call people who use the rythym method?” “Parents.”

You’re not being awful. Cops are looking at that very possibility.

#NotAllHomicidalManiacs

Seems legit. When someone dies in an accident, it is normal to just dismember the body and then sink your own submarine, as one does.

look— not to be awful but — has anyone else thought “she wasn’t his first victim, she was just the first high profile victim.”?

Oh sure. It’s got to be the rich white man.

I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out…

That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System

Like, extreeeeeemely German. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha#United_Kingdom

Markle’s “seed” will “taint our royal family,” and that “[t]his is Britain, not Africa.”

My husband entered hospice this week. As helpful as they are, it is also overwhelming. So many people, so many moving parts. So many medicines with the idea of helping, but which seemingly just serve to take away his person and leave his body.

I tried watching it. had to stop for something about midway through and never started it up again.

And I thought, if these dodos have figured it out, surely I can find a way. So I think it was also being confronted with who was actually doing this and then you meet them and I’m like, oh, I’m at least as good as these people.

I know literally no women whose boyfriends pay all the bills (unless there is a child involved that the women take care of in lieu of working outside the home).

“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.

The neck!! I’m older than her and my neck doesnt look that old

ZING!

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Look at that picture.

Because they couldn’t make Black Widow movie.