So i spend 5-8 hours a day in meetings. I would take the “loneliness” of being left alone to actually do the work that piles up on me in those meetings over the stress of all the work i have to do in a hot second. I worked for about 12 hours straight today and am still so overwhelmed that i just want to email in my…

Fun fact: her personal hairstylist who comes with her on set is an insane person.

you’re welcome! In it together!

it’s usually skinny and blonde, and having boobs of a C cup or bigger is a big plus, it seems. But blonde does seem to automatically up the “hotness” quotient automatically, yeah, regardless of...face. I don’t get it.

I just re-started a program called Jumpstart yesterday on which I lost 50 lbs two years ago (stopped for $$ reasons and gained it all back). I feel you on nighttime hunger (struggling right now, as a matter of fact). I know from last time that the first 30 days are the hardest because your body is getting used to not…

All the time. Like, every weekend. I feel like it’s this horrible slog to get through the week and all its attendant emergencies and 3 million projects at work, and then weekend comes and I’m anxious as hell and unable to relax. It sucks.

when Kim is kalling you out on basic humanity you know you are a piece of shit for real.

ROUSes? Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist...

this is good

after living on the east coast until the age of 26 i gave up, moved to san francisco, and never had to own a real winter coat again (nor boots!), not even for skiing because fuck skiing.

10/10 would watch

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why does this not have more stars? it should have thousands...

oh and it’s to pretend like there’s separation in the workspace even though there...isn’t because no one has an office or private spaces in offices anymore it’s all just open office death land.

it’s a new-age office bullshit thing. all the teams at my work also sit in “pods.” Our secret work group on our internal network is also called “Name of Team Pod” like we’re fucking orcas or something. So dumb.

I love that album btw, it was so underrated. I listened to it on repeat for all of 2008 when I was in my first job in a strange city 3000 miles away from my family and most of my college friends and would cry during “Sober.” Yeah I was extremely 22 years old. #memories

yeah word is she’s fucking him right? I mean, that would age me

yeah you know he thought jessie was a dude and now he’s kicking himself.

*snort* love this

at 275 words, this is about 235 words longer than anything trump is willing to or capable of reading.