one thing to keep in mind that it’s a pretty big hassle to do. None of my married friends did it except one, and the one who did said it took like 3 months and all sorts of paperwork and shit to do it. She was like, it was important to me to have me and my husband with the same last name and then our kid to have it,…

i literally hope her tongue falls out of her mouth and that birds peck her blind.

If Melania wants I can buy a coat from old navy and glue some papier mache flowers to it and sell it to her for FORTY grand. Huge steal, same look!

well put!

I don’t know her

She’s incompetent/useless, even by Trump standards, but gorgeous. They’re definitely fucking (or like he tries to get it up and fails and then she spends an hour telling him his dick was too big for her anyways).

Yup

yeah i sort of agree on that. I feel like impeachment needs to happen like Jan 2019 for optimal timing.

wow, fuck your Aunt. What an asshole!

this is fucking terrible. I hope she gets convicted and this woman sues her for every penny she has.

welp 3 minutes of my life i’ll never get back, but that’s on me for watching. i do sort of want pie now.

yeah, I wondered if it was a nod to the gathering storm - like, maybe these were the coveted adopted children of the rich, soon-to-be-ruling class of Gilead, out for a stroll with their nannies, while their parents (well, fathers) planned the end of the world as they knew it.

The pipeline, which is not yet fully operational

or they could have given him a face covering hat, or hood maybe? In a pointy shape? and a matching robe, perhaps?

CNN reports that Edwards’s attorneys are also arguing that Balch Springs should have terminated Oliver long ago, and it was a failure of the department that he remained a police officer “despite his conduct and multiple violations of departmental policies.” Those violations include at least one instance of pulling a…

Unlike most of our politicians, he grew up in an environment that prized education; his parents were/are a physician and a college professor. He’s probably spoken English (and likely another language besides French, given the sort of student he was - he was brilliant and attended some of the most elite institutions)…

Macron was the sane choice, just as Hillary was the sane choice - the difference is that they have a less fucked-up electoral system in France and were smart enough to learn from the US and the UK’s mistakes over the past year. Good for them.

I mean, if she wants to marry that guy it’s her sanity, I guess. Hope they have an ironclad fucking prenup for real, though.

omg congratulations!!!

I’ve wanted a breast reduction forever (38J here), and would really love it if it also got rid of “barm” (boob-arm) fat, too, but I don’t think it would. I think I might be a candidate for insurance to cover the reduction, though I might have to lose a little weight first, but I’m like still nervous about doing it…