But again it was relatively modest as these bills go, we’re talking a couple hundred pages as opposed to a couple thousand.

It was like the Gilead high council or some bullshit.

Accurate description is accurate.

I am having trouble experiencing joy right now in my life- depression with a side of Trump - but this Fyre Festival shit? Only thing that brings a smile to my face lol.

Same

I could pay 1/4 of my annual rent

He wasn’t. Ugh clicked publish too soon. He joked that pence couldn’t make it because some women in the room were ovulating, so that was on them lol.

this is, sadly, likely 110% true.

i read this a while ago, but if you like dystopian stuff that has a happy ending i really must recommend station eleven.

i put in my earphones and dance to pop-rock shit from kelly clarkson and pink and stuff. and drink wine, but that’s probably not the best way to destress

i am...a childless 32-year-old so yeah, not your mom but she sounds AWESOME.

HANDMAID’S TALE SPOILERS DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND WANT TO OR JUST DON’T CARE AT ALL!!!!!

first day of my first vacation since I started my job six months ago. I exercised, did laundry, got mani/pedi/wax, cleaned my apartment, ate a large sandwich, and am now drinking rose. going to vegas tomorrow. yayyyyyy

Gurl just wait until you’re in your 30s then it really begins

Point over their shoulder and yell, “look, it’s Trump!” And then run for it when their back is turned?

when i saw this, all i could think for the transgender rights one was: what if they had put a black guy and a member of the klan up in there? How would that have worked out?

all the fucking media has done since that fucking election is write piece after piece after piece about these “economically anxious” (read: racist AF) rural white trump voters in fucking ohio and how no one “gets” them and “woe is me!” and shit and I am OVER IT. Where are the endless pieces about the lives of the…

personally i love abortions. I got my punch card right here, when I get my 10th one I GET A FREE DONUT!

no crucifixion here. I agree that many people are disturbed by the idea of abortion, which they have a right to be. They just don’t have a right to impose their personal morality on others, that’s all, and most people who aren’t fans of abortion do live and let live - and often, when placed in a tough spot themselves,…

eh had to turn it off after like 64 seconds, it was annoying on all fronts. Though i did think bieber looked like slim shady in skinny jeans for a few seconds, which was confusing enough to hold my interest between blinks.