hi Jill.
hi Jill.
the three true outcomes!
dang, you’d think they could’ve gotten a prize of some sort
it’s only a matter of minutes before someone tries to make a Poosh/Goop spinoff called “Poop.”
and now she’s a Donnie voter with one of those abominable “friends of coal” license plates ...
wait, are we talking about the entire earth, or just how much is visible? from low earth orbit, it’s significantly less than half the surface area as seen from deep space.
oh yes. if they ever introduce a brown lamp standard, I could tell you precisely what to put into a bottle of sports drink.
fuck you too, buddy!
actually, less water. or you’ll just end up with another white light.
that sounds like Takeru Kobayashi’s next grand idea
> Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?
the word “negligent” has a well-defined legal meaning. give him a lighter suspension than if it were obviously done with knockout intent, but definitely more than zero games.
West Virginia specifically seceded from the South.
my take on raw onions is precisely the same as Drew’s take on mayo.
in the shitter? the ratings are consistently in the high 30s.
What percentage of your phone battery does it have to get to for you to start internally freaking out and looking for the nearest charger?
first rule of driving: get the fuck out of the way
dear bike riders: stop going the wrong way, down the sidewalk, blowing through four-way stops doing 30.
he believes ... he believes in what he says.
find yourself a superior uterus.