...1492

what’s holding you back on the other 10%?

> I wonder how long before they just straight up start setting down a maximum age on cars, like they have to be 2010 or later or you can’t park ‘em outside.

it’s gotta go through at least one other person - I mean who’s gonna come up with the illustration?

gosh I can barely make it through 19th century English.

my phone has been set to ‘silent’ since 2012.  you can message me whenever you want, however you want.  I’ll reply when I want.

how do you not stock change in your car? every time I get some change back it goes into the center console storage area.

honestly, for $150 they should be scratch-proof unless nicked by a diamond or something.

yeah, it’s fun. just like casinos. I think I spend about 30-50 bucks a year on them for entertainment value. 

minesweeper.

okay what the FUCK - I took pictures too but none of them were an inceptionselfie.

Whitney is a guy? dang those Edwardian-era first names.

.... especially because it means there are at least four more coming down the pike.

my car does this with the seatbelt warning.  dude, I’m just sitting here enjoying the air conditioning and answering a few tasks.

ahem, 4 so she could have her background noise too.

I own various technological things but teach me more about this lack of dishes.

the worst is when the digital display says “raise handle” and the handle is bolted down.

it used to be “either second button from the top on the left side, or the right side” but they’ve improved.

dude, it’s Kareem.

he can be a bit self-important indeed but he does have a logical stance toward social issues.  plus, airplane.