my take on raw onions is precisely the same as Drew’s take on mayo.

in the shitter? the ratings are consistently in the high 30s.

What percentage of your phone battery does it have to get to for you to start internally freaking out and looking for the nearest charger?

first rule of driving: get the fuck out of the way

dear bike riders: stop going the wrong way, down the sidewalk, blowing through four-way stops doing 30.

he believes ... he believes in what he says.

find yourself a superior uterus.

...1492

what’s holding you back on the other 10%?

> I wonder how long before they just straight up start setting down a maximum age on cars, like they have to be 2010 or later or you can’t park ‘em outside.

it’s gotta go through at least one other person - I mean who’s gonna come up with the illustration?

gosh I can barely make it through 19th century English.

my phone has been set to ‘silent’ since 2012.  you can message me whenever you want, however you want.  I’ll reply when I want.

how do you not stock change in your car? every time I get some change back it goes into the center console storage area.

honestly, for $150 they should be scratch-proof unless nicked by a diamond or something.

yeah, it’s fun. just like casinos. I think I spend about 30-50 bucks a year on them for entertainment value. 

minesweeper.

okay what the FUCK - I took pictures too but none of them were an inceptionselfie.

Whitney is a guy? dang those Edwardian-era first names.

.... especially because it means there are at least four more coming down the pike.