my car does this with the seatbelt warning.  dude, I’m just sitting here enjoying the air conditioning and answering a few tasks.

ahem, 4 so she could have her background noise too.

I own various technological things but teach me more about this lack of dishes.

the worst is when the digital display says “raise handle” and the handle is bolted down.

it used to be “either second button from the top on the left side, or the right side” but they’ve improved.

dude, it’s Kareem.

he can be a bit self-important indeed but he does have a logical stance toward social issues.  plus, airplane.

I wish there were multiple gradations of express lane.

IPAs are fine. pilsners are fine. fuck it, Coors Light is fine. if I just want to get my drink on inexpensively, I’m showing up to your event with a 30 of Coors Light.

fuck off, the superbloom was (and in some places continues to be) genuinely awesome.

that would imply a drone traveling 200mph.

not just shark teeth but a gunmetal gray background.  yep, it’s basically a slightly higher-gloss A-10.

insert your own Spaceballs joke here.

20 bucks says it’s some warren buffett subsidiary.

a good buddy of mine has one.  I think he’s rolled 300k miles in it.  definitely well past 250.  keeps up with the maintenance and does a lot of highway driving between antique/collectible shows.  he says the amount of stuff he can fit in it is unbelievable.

> free solo ever completed, trailing of course Alex Honnold’s Freerider free solo.

nah I’d rather listen to Slayer.

pretty much every country has had an equivalent of 911.

“god bless america” is precisely as racist as her other outputs.

maywhatever does not deserve to be forgotten.