whoa, two-tone red and yellow.  I dig it.

I hold two simultaneous thoughts in my head.

Instead, it honors Eugenius Outerbridge, the aptly monikered first chairman of the local Port Authority.

sure, but Benton’s a dickhead.  don’t encourage him.

any pooping is good pooping.

I also distinctly remember the absence of eyelash-batting from Joe Theismann.

nope - two words: Clint Malarchuk

> edgy

raw onions are terrible. and I consistently forget to ask them to omit them from a burger order at a restaurant, because I think of their omission in the same implied way that I should not need to request “hold the shards of broken glass”.

shove it up his ass so far that when he opens his mouth, he confesses again.

I’m straight edge between beers.

I do not like his behavior.

I had my wedding catered by the local ‘berto’s. I think it was an Algoberto’s and the owners were named Luis and Yolanda. they stuck around the wedding for a couple hours, had a few shots, and were a blast to hang out with. oh and the food was fucking awesome and no one contests this.

source: 37 year old, exact same situation

perhaps you should reevaluate the need for a department meeting.

it’s Belichick. if you were a normal person like McVay, you would try to put him in a headlock and whale on him Nolan Ryan style ... but by the time you get there, Belichick has bitten off your penis.  there’s nothing Belichick won’t stoop to in order to win.

it’s as good an explanation as any.

> Truly Young

that’s by playing normal basketball.  what if every game you tried going for a Kobe 81.  then maybe it would be the 30s that things would get interesting.

augh what the fuck is that