I had my wedding catered by the local ‘berto’s. I think it was an Algoberto’s and the owners were named Luis and Yolanda. they stuck around the wedding for a couple hours, had a few shots, and were a blast to hang out with. oh and the food was fucking awesome and no one contests this.

source: 37 year old, exact same situation

perhaps you should reevaluate the need for a department meeting.

it’s Belichick. if you were a normal person like McVay, you would try to put him in a headlock and whale on him Nolan Ryan style ... but by the time you get there, Belichick has bitten off your penis.  there’s nothing Belichick won’t stoop to in order to win.

it’s as good an explanation as any.

> Truly Young

that’s by playing normal basketball.  what if every game you tried going for a Kobe 81.  then maybe it would be the 30s that things would get interesting.

augh what the fuck is that

slaves before masters.  simple as that.

> guys don’t even know how to throw a proper punch

> we’re not taking factories and hospitals away from stockbrokers

I was getting 660s on the verbal part of the SAT without reading the selections, just by knowing test-taking skills.

> This might be the stupidest funbag topic ever.

> Eventually he died shabby and insane in Caen.

> computer scientists from MIT.

I blame whoever decided “Marilyn” needed two L’s.

yes, yes you are.  you have eliminated a vowel before the final letter of the word.  that makes you the worst.

good luck telling me if the password in question was the one that required the two non-numeric characters, the three symbols which last appeared in medieval music notation, or that one I finally managed to invent that satisfied their need for six different solutions to the Reimann hypothesis, expressed in standard…

wasn’t there an article earlier about ‘disregard bleacher report’ or whatnot?

actually, playing Pink Floyd sounds pretty cool.