that or he shoots a guy who is smaller than him but still dares to look at him funny.

what the fuck is steamed milk?  is it like steamed clams, or more of a Utica expression?

“for you”

> this kind of aggro shit would get Barstool kicked off of Twitter

I was once on a commuter train that came to an incredibly fast stop, and then did not move for about 5-10 minutes. then, the driver announced that there was an incident on the rails, and we would be waiting for maybe half an hour to 45 minutes. we indeed waited something like that interval.

I was once on a flight where a passenger one row behind me and across the aisle suffered some sort of severe medical issue. he definitely was not moving while flight attendants attempted resuscitation. luckily, we were close to our arrival airport so we did not have to divert, but the pilot did announce that there was…

> Bre Tiesi-Manziel
> Khloe Terae

> the CFL has a formal policy on violence against women

ooooh! on the TLC wutip.

Jerry Jones just read that and popped a woody so hard that his plastic-surgeried penis popped right off and flew around the room hissing like a poorly controlled balloon animal.

that or we legalize prostitution so we can use our perfectly well-formed investigative powers to root out what is criminal (human trafficking) vs. what is a transaction between consenting adults.

I retired at 37 by dropping my expenses to approximately zero.

actually, if you’re rich enough ... it basically does.  look at Jeffrey Epstein.

is that Melania back there?!

yo, I heard you like bees so I put bees in your bees

> D.C.’s Coolest Record Store

Goodfellas and Casino.

I do not like this fact.

there are a few massive cowshit factories along I-5 in that kinda dead zone between the Grapevine and Stockton - basically where 99 takes over serving towns and cities, and 5 is just a long-haul truck route.

actually T-Mobile still blows ass for coverage. I have small, inconsequential gaps like 75 percent of the mountain time zone.