dude what is this; I want Robert Evans

> brand

“asked to stand up”

I must have been married in the stone age, but what does this expression actually mean?

you mean god was itching to push a boulder into his skull but never quite got there?

why is its face all picasso?

fuck football.  fuck every aspect of football.

are dweeby white guys that look like they just blew up a building in oklahoma city still a thing?

a universe without sports.  I’m okay with this.  sports is toxic masculinity.

> (The full Der Spiegel story is in German and behind a paywall. There is a limited English translation here.)

commercial or commercial?

commercial or commercial?

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seriously you put faith in someone whose entire identity contains the word flake?

what kind of fuck manufactured the laura ingraham?

I don’t care about your ad blocker blocker, and I am sick of clicking through it.

> he’s definitely got a tendency to chastise and condescend

> prayers for Kavanaugh

> You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.

> a sitting member of the United States Senate

best place for his dick, really.

I just find it funny how everyone blames beer. I like beer. fuck, I probably drink more than my doctor would think to be a sensible life goal.