hey I don’t care if they beat Sandusky Inc. by literally digging their graves and throwing their still-moving bodies in.

OJ fucking Simpson.  fuck that guy.

cool so we’re gonna fuck this up and elect some republican.  yeehaw voting mathematics.

sorry about your penis, NRA.

because he’s goddamn Woody Allen

that is the worst face-drawn-on-a-balloon, like, ever

I used to be much more into thousands of tabs, but then TV Tropes started blocking my ad blocker.

> dead in his home of a self-inflicted gunshot

well, I don’t have a president, so join the club Donnie.

> Daniel Tosh

Prague is the greatest city on earth. you go 5 blocks off the tourist sites, walk into a random bar, and get a draft of some fucking good beer for 77 cents.

> Yankee and Red Sox fans started beefing with each other.

San Francisco to Miami in 50 hours on the clock. beat 2 days but for the damn time zones.

him and Robert Evans, damn it!

I as well am disappointed.

I miss Robert Evans.

I got mine done in Tijuana in 2013.  3500 for both eyes because I had astigmatism so I didn’t qualify for the less-expensive procedure.  but still, half the cost of what I was quoted in San Diego, by a guy who has been doing LASIK since the mid-90s and is rated in the top whatever percentile on the planet.

you’d have to pay me 7 figures to get me to own something whose name is the vehicular equivalent of D’brickashaw.

cooooool can we make it more well-known that Colin Kaepernick has male genitalia?

“yeah can I just go look for counterfeit bills?  or hang out with Jimmy Carter?  please?”