why does he keep getting stung on the lips by thousands of bees?

rating culture is dumb.

> The fusebox cover is all in Japanese, so she didn’t know what fuse to pull, so she just had to park it and let the battery get drained flat

> Steny Hoyer

honestly, I’ve always hated Krispy Kreme because the people most known for spelling things with an unnecessary K are the dudes in pointy hoods.

In N Out is perfectly fine but for a 50 minute wait I’d damn better be getting my testicles plated in solid gold.

In N Out. I’ve been there three times in my life and the wait times were 36, 44, and 59 minutes.

that’s fine. it’s all child abuse.

I remember the time they shot that bin Laden dude.

eh.

things that I’d prefer be burned to own the libs, ranked:

eh, netanyahu has probably got it framed in his office.

harsh take.  we all know Bono is overwrought and sometimes full of shit, but ... he’s not terrible.

nah it was a training exercise. the modification was made by an Israeli A-4.

that was pretty hilariously well written.

I’m in California, so asking “hey, you got any weed?” is about as radical and dangerous as asking “hey, you got a beer?”

I’m just gonna keep calling it ‘weed’ because I always have.

I’ll bet two trillion dollars that he in his life has never thought the term “locality pay” as a function of his own cerebral processes.

> In response to questions about the new, vastly increased estimate, President Trump said Wednesday he believed the response effort on the island had been “fantastic.”

I’m just gonna tell people that it is very easy.  that way, they try, and they fuck up and the gun blows up in their hands and that’s one fewer cretin to worry about.