Psalm 22:16 “pack”
Genesis 8:22 “heat”

more expensive than ... not fixing it.

> 3) Miscellaneous things like a key broken in the door tumbler. Seriously? You couldn’t be bothered to fix that? What else have you been neglecting - oil changes?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i will now inject bleach directly into my face

> he worked 26 years in a starter plant

you aimed incorrectly and hit the planter instead?

I am despondent.

> They stick clothespins on the power cords of their fans and air conditioner.

movies and alcohol.

that’s the dargiest motherfucker I’ve seen in a while.

RFK? first I heard about this.

there’s gotta be a pronoun even less humanizing than ‘it’.  poor ‘it’ never signed up for this.

he should be thrown in a river with no ceremony.

25k? that’s small potatoes.  Donnie probably bribes the McDonald’s staff that much every day to keep quiet about the smell of the bathroom after he walks out.

sadly, despite all that time with the little Windows 3.1 game, I never became an explosives dismantling expert.

if sports and entertainment vanished today, I’d be fine with that.

also aren’t furries generally harmless? i don’t recall furries ever coming off as the world owes them something.

> For when that guy in the lifted truck is driving behind you.

> (The HBP didn’t technically snap Acuña’s streak, although he didn’t hit a lead-off HR the next day.)

only about 25 words in before you hit on the true problem of our society