This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

Oh yes, yes... I’m sure it’s the dealer’s fault nobody is buying electric cars. That MUST be it.

Let’s not forget Mustangs. They’re the real trailblazers. 

The dual-motor EX30 is basically a Polestar 2, and that’s serious business. They’re small, but superbly engineered cars for under $50k.

Another reason to keep passing on the PS5 until they design something not hideous.

It feels like they just want the logo to better reflect the app experience itself... dated, rough-around-the edges, and a lot less fun than you remembered. 

Carts, my man... you’re just looking at the built-ins. There’s a HUGE variety of carts you can buy for about $20 each that’ll plug right in, GameBoy style. 

I don’t want this. I NEEEEEED this!

That Legacy Evolution (stop with the stupid, confusing names already, Hasbro) looks like it got hit by a truck rather than transformed into one. Eeesh.

I don’t care if it was “intentional” or not. If half of your audience thinks it looks unfinished, you’re doing it wrong. The human brain is wired to detect what’s real and what isn’t, even when things aren’t necessarily what we’re used to seeing (like being underwater, for example... no one says undersea footage looks…

Look, all they need are a few Centurions... “man and machine, power extreme” is literally their tagline. 

Or just buy any halfway-decent front projector and you could have 110"+ right now for a lot less many (and with similar or better specs in many cases, including 100% DCI-P3 color).

This could be the most unambitious product I’ve ever seen.

This isn’t it.

Imagine how small your penis must be and how large your gun collection to be the focus group for this truck to feel the need to disparage people you don’t know simply because they have preferences (and probably an income) you don’t.

3 cylinder... auto only... FWD only... it’s as if Chevy is ACTIVELY trying to make me not want their cars. 

I think you are... it’s called bait-and-switch. You’re told one thing (one of a set number), but what you are given is something else (one of many). If you were told you could buy a limited-edition print, comic, collectible, etc., you’d expect it to be just that. And you’ve have a right to be upset if it wasn’t.

Well, one thing is for sure... it’s not Jalopnik that’s trying to save it, anymore. You guys have been letting us down on that front for a good 5 years or more, now.

I once won a paper airplane throwing contest by simply wadding up my sheet of paper into a ball and throwing it... there were no rules regarding the type or number of folds.

Well, I’m glad we know who the least-informed people on this site are, now... anyone who thinks modern, full-size trucks or the nearly-perfect Miata aren’t both objectively AND subjectively fantastic vehicles could legitimately be in need of medical attention. And the fact that the Prius is being touted as…