A well-cared for 996? Just kidding, that shit will grenade just sitting in your driveway. I’d second the turbo water cooled, although 951s are already getting up there and the 931s got that Audi issue.

Can I be pedantic and ask why the rear-engine layout is “antiquated”? Yes, the world would end if Porsche ever stopped making rear-engine cars, but that’s not the only reason they do it. The rear engine / transmission midships layout does have some advantages, especially in regards to traction for the rear wheels and…

All of NY Giants fandom is talking themselves into Daniel Jones being a good QB based on three pretty decent series against a lot of guys that won’t be playing come September. As a Giants fan, I hated the pick but have to hope he’s good.

Did anyone arrest the people subjecting innocent dogs to Eagles games?  Far more heinous crime, IMO. 

You can’t take much from 5 throws, but at least it wasn’t a trainwreck. Covering on the TD was an undrafted free agent, but most of the WRs he threw to will be riding the pine come September.

The field where Roy Hobbes plays catch with his kid but now it’s a WalMart. 

Holy shit no. I can’t imagine a fan base who hates their radio team more. I honestly wonder how they are employed, given the almost universal dislike by their audience. It’s uncanny.

If he went to Duke, he’d be trying to mange Route 3 already. 

I’m a Giants fan and season ticket holder, so I’ve got actual money tied into this team. Ugh, screw me. I hope Odell goes absolutely off this year, and the Browns are a winning team because of it. But most importantly, I hope one of the muck raking asshole reporters around here asks Gettleman about it.

Uh, if by nice you mean arrested for theft by intimidation that he settled.

Them being from Staten Island explains a bunch. Keep this crap in your own state please, we are mortified enough that Trump owns property out in horse country.

I’m disappointed I missed the deadline for this, because as a Giants fan I feel the need to vent to any and all about the monumental stupidity that has been the Giants offseason, and my friends are sick of hearing it. The Giants have made me a Browns fan. Think about that for a minute. 

I wouldn’t care if he went out there and called them “little wittle piggies” in the box, they came within a Chapman “I’m-bored-so-let-me-make-this-interesting” blown save of sweeping the second place team in their division in four games. 

Uh, mid engine cars tend to be maintenance nightmares? Other than that I got nothing. Sweet hell ass car. 

Holy shit Matthew Broderick. 

Pinto, but only because for whatever reason my uncle loved these things, bought 3 or 4 of them, and they all got passed down to my cousins, who drove them like idiots. I learned manual on my cousin’s baby-blue Pinto, which he then lost to his younger sister after his DWI. He was always working on one or another of…

Change pass interference to 15 yards, and change holding to a 5-yard penalty. 

The Yankees are the team for frontrunners, and everyone hates frontrunners. I came by my Yankee fandom the correct way (inheriting it from my NYC-raised dad), but think of the guy out in Ohio let’s say, who’s favorite teams are the Cowboys and the Yankees. Blech, that guy.

You get the whole ‘sharks smelling blood in the water’ feeling from this, but I hope it’s not the case that the media will hound him out of NY. He can be taught to play better defense. You can’t teach that Gary Sheffield-like bat speed.  

We are booking our vacation to Disney World for next April as soon as the room reservations open up, sometime in June. Ten-year-old me is just about losing his mind.