Giants fans were mad not at the benching of Eli (Eli appears to be the only one who cares about that stupid streak), but because they benched Eli to play goddamn Geno Smith and not Davis Webb. If Webb wasn’t ready, that’s an indictment of the GM who picked him and the coaching staff who didn’t get him ready, but if…

No, I understood that. My point was that you could make a “wagon” out of spare car parts that would be tons better and you wouldn’t have to drag it across a glass ceiling.

I understand the seeds, and I welcome the show getting back to its “there are zombies out there” roots, but why on earth would anyone need a wooden wheeled wagon when there are thousands of cars with nice rubber wheels (and shocks) that don’t involve dragging it across a glass floor covering zombies? For that matter,…

They are still not using Barkley enough. He should call the plays. He should be a pass catcher, but he should also throw it. I would sign up for him being GM too. Because everything he does is great and cool, and even when they are playing badly, he gives me a reason to continue watching.

This may have already been asked, but why all the secrecy in building the lab, when you’ve got laundry workers who see everything? Are they all sworn to secrecy? So what? If one of them gets into a bind, why take the chance that they would tell the police about some super secret construction in their place of work?

Stop. He’ll be fine. I have had tickets to the Giants for 20 years, and the most dangerous thing I’ve been involved in is a loud argument. Don’t be a drunk, enraged asshole, and drunk enraged asshole shit won’t happen.

Uh, not only that, but he beat those two quarterbacks to get those championships. In Lambeau.

You Giants fans crowing about Saquon Barkley would be wise to remember how breathtakingly awful Penn State running backs become the second they turn pro.

As a Giants fan, don’t you give Shurmur all the credit for Case Keenum being good? That was it, right? Right? Please say yes.

My tax accountant just said go back to a paycheck before the tax law went into effect, and fill in the ‘extra’ withholding so my check is the same.

You forget that in 1990 Phil Simms got hurt, which meant Jeff Hos... Oh. Right.

Ben McAdoo wants to know what it’s going to take to get you into this Buick LeSabre with 6 speaker audio and automatic transmission.

I was going to say something about my fellow Giants’ fans irrational love of Eli, but in fairness, a lot of them were OK with benching Eli, given that the season was already lost. But we were OK with benching Eli in order to get a look at Davis Webb, not Punchy McMountaneer. You know what you’re getting with Geno…

Lowest pads wins, Kitty. Lowest pads wins.

I know the evidence of hacking is minimal, but consider two things:

An Irishman spinning in circles, I’ve never seen that before.

We Giants fans are the same humble sophisticates we’ve always been.

Psssh. So what. I once skied Killington and didn’t go to the Wobbly Barn after.

The good news is that last night will finally be the game that makes him take his defense and base running seriously. 

I disagree. I own one and I don’t think it’s ugly. See how that works? Subjective. I don’t pretend to love it, I do.