Yes, yes it is. As I may have commented in the past the headlights and interior are not issues when I get the revs up in third gear and everything goes all blurry. Complain around the margins if you want, but it’s still a Porsche for Camry money and a little bit of attention. Here’s my beloved Brunhilde.

This is like 20 minutes from me, but I don’t have time to work on my own Porsche. His list of things that need doing is surprisingly short, but tuning carbs is not a wizardry I know yet. Is there a FI conversion for the Porsche 914?

The pinstripes are a dark navy blue.

If you like states shaped like things, how do you not mention my home state of NJ (other than the obvious reasons)? It’s shaped like a peanut! Or, if you’re creative, it looks like the profile of a mobster driving down the turnpike.

I have had season tickets to the Giants going back 20 years. My dad was on the mythical Giants season ticket list for at least that long. A friend who already had seats encouraged him to write a letter to the Maras. Next year, whaddyaknow, here’s a letter saying we could get tickets. There were rumours that there were…

Good idea, but it will never happen. Why? Because you’re eliminating the PK position. The union will fight this tooth and nail I think, even if roster size stays the same.

Even better, I think:

I am from NJ, live in NJ and love NJ, and that sounds like hell.

How can you write a whole article about surfing in a pool and not mention North Shore, the cheesiest, terribleist, Nia Peebles-ist movie about a character that surfs in a pool ever?

What gen 911 is this? Buying a 996 without a proper PPI is asking for punch in the nuts. The rough idle could be caused by the engine mounts, which are a piece of cake in recent gen 911s. The CEL is a bigger issue, and may not be coils or plugs. If he’s got VVT actuator or camshaft deviation issues, good luck. As for…

Blood simple.

It ain’t just our lunkheaded fans talking ourselves into this either. Keep in mind, the Giants went 3-13 last year and still employ John Jerry.

$20,000? What other cars come with it?

Jesus. Literally every time there’s a story about NYC, this is what we get. To all of you with derp to say about New York: We don’t care. We like it here, and we don’t have to explain it to anyone.

Goddamnit, no. They should not trade Beckham and I am sick of my fellow Giants fans going all process-y with this garbage.

See?

Fun fact: The Duke is named for Wellington Mara, co-owner of the Giants, whose head was leathery and oblong shaped from whiskey and riding around in open-topped cars.

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.

I read The Crying of Lot 49 back in college and remember less than you. All I remember is thinking fuck the post office.  The only other thing I vividly remember from this particular class was that the touchy feely prof who assigned this book also tried to show us the Clockwork Orange movie until he realized there is…

1. This thing isn’t worth the $900 you would spend on reparing anything.