So odd. I can only hope that since this is a mule, the back light bar will look more like a 993. Not that I’ll be running out to buy one of these.

Still better than Kay and Suzy Waldman.

Maybe you’re nervous because you have unidentified leaks in a drum braking system and you are also planning to tow a car behind you? There appears to be a little ol’ mountain range in between Utah and Michigan you may have heard of.

I like how after running into several cars, he tries to avoid running into any more while he’s trying to escape. Like, the time for defensive driving has kinda passed, my dude.

Chris Christie killed it the first time, citing “cost overruns” that hadn’t yet occurred. The truth is, he probably wanted to spend that gas tax money elsewhere.

I know you’re being willfully obtuse, but this will actually hurt the economy. So, you know, shoot.

The commuters that use this tunnel contribute as much as 20% of the GDP. Read the linked article. If it fails and people can’t get to work, there will implications for the whole country.

And it should be pointed out, the offensive coordinator that somehow figured out how to make Case Keenum good is now coaching the Giants. The likelihood that Keenum repeats this year goes down because of that too, not just because he’s Case Keenum. Does bringing in a “better” QB negate that? Seems like the Vikes think…

spent six weeks late last year rehabbing in the Netherlands

Wow, the hard top version of these is ugly. And an automatic! I SAID GOOD DAY SIR.

So it’s not played for laughs? Do they show him going off in the ambulance, or does the magical Epi-Pen make everything ok? I have not seen the movie, obvs, but what are the consequences?

Too young. But we are hoping that the patch gets approved by the time he is ready.

My son has a severe peanut allergy. So severe in fact, that were he subjected to peanut protein without intervention, he would die. Now that we know about this scene, we will not be taking him to this movie, obviously. Now, even though you are an idiot, I feel the need to explain what makes me so mad about it. While…

The French one sounds like me pretending to know French. “Incroyable! Incroyable! Souffle! Peugot! Crossant!”

As far as I can tell, the memo alleges that the FISA application to surveil Page relied partly on the Steele dossier, which was a product of opposition research conducted by the Clinton campaign. Some questions:

Fishing is boring, and ice fishing is doing a boring thing while being uncomfortable. Don’t @ me.

Giants fans like me will secretly admit that the Eagles have basically owned our team since about 2002 or so in all categories except Super Bowls (the regular season series is 21-10 Eagles and 2-0 in the playoffs since then). I am holding my nose and rooting for the Pats.

I’m excited for the Shurmer era! Mostly because the Giants have a couple good players already, they’ve got a high draft pick in a QB-laden draft, and Gettleman seems to know how to pick a player after the second round that knows what a football looks like.

What would you call it if Washington gives away Cousins, but then wants him back at some point? Something-givers.

She is accused of buying followers, so she admits to promoting her tweets? She may have a “I’m not smart about this stuff” defense.