That Volvo is probably closest, but I say go for the Maserati. It’s got a 4yr/50,ooo mile warranty, which should cover the most expensive breakages. Living in North Jersey like Katy here, I get the exclusivity thing. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting someone’s German luxobarge / luxoSUV.

That Atlantic story seems to have a host of problems, the largest of which is the conflation of truth with “all the facts.”

The bombshell in the CNN story is not that these documents exist, or that “we liberals” believe it. It’s that our intelligence agencies (including the one that announced it was still looking into the Clinton emails days before the election) lend the report enough credibility that they thought they should share it in…

“We’re going to get the costs below 4 Billion.” Isn’t that easy to say, since there are no estimates that high? Holy cow.

No, I think we can very much refute that. That “$4 billion” cost was entirely made up. The GAO said it would be 3.2 and 3.2 is not 4. In any case, the CEO of Boeing didn’t say it would be less than 4 billion, he said they were working on cutting costs. Solid concession there.

Starring Ron Howard as Jason Garrett.

Yeah there are. And every one of them thinks they’re the first ones to think of it. OH MARGE YOU’RE SO BAD!!!!!

Not to get all, “Well, actually...” but well, actually Cranbury NJ is pretty nice. Taxes are low(er, this is still NJ) because of the business parks way out in the cornfields and because the town is so small, the kids go to the high school in Princeton, one of the best in the state.

If they do miss the playoffs though, I don’t think he can point to his groin as the reason.

I still think there will be too much variation between cars for this to work, at least at the track stuff. Tire sizes, car weight, track conditions, weather, car maintenance are just a few that come to mind. Is the file just a suggestion, or is it meant to be driven exactly as the file says? What happens when the…

WHY NOT? They’re still cheap! Cheap enough that you can set aside a nice maintenance/repair budget in addition to the purchase price. Its the prudent thing to do, these cars are 30 years old.

This is not going to happen. Pro-”lifers” have already found the perfect strategy, and that is to regulate women’s health clinics so rigorously that is impossible for a clinic to still offer abortions and stay open. These laws are already in effect in several states. Once Trump appoints his perhaps three judges, there…

A very small silver lining to the events this week: Jackasses tend to inspire some very good anti-Jackass music. Elvis Costello wrote the very excellent “Less than Zero” about the fascist Oswald Mosley (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_Mosley).

Oh absolutely. That counts for a lot of the debauchery. But the hunt is 90+ years old now, and people have had their coveted spots on the hill for years. Plenty of older MDs getting loaded on good whiskey and ogling all the Tiffanys.

Yeah, the Hunt in northwestern NJ would like a word about what is the most debauched shindig for the horsie and Range Rover set.

There are probably a couple good reasons why you can’t make everything reviewable, but here’s one off the top of my head. The Giants complete a 30 yard pass for a touchdown against the Patriots. We all know the cliche that there is holding on every play. Belichick decides to test this, so he throws the challenge flag,…

I’m sure the visiting teams at Gillette would just love to have the Patriots in charge of their communications.

The driver liked getting his car washed so much, he decided to create a car wash in the street.

The question that comes to my mind is, did you ever sell one of these pieces of crap to anyone? And if so, did you feel compelled to warn them about the balance shaft issues?

Holy shit, he can go fuck himself. He is basically rooting for terrorism to be the cause, just so he can prove his side is correct. Again, as a former Hoboken resident, he can go fuck himself.