Of all the ways websites make money, Kinja Deals is one of the least obtrusive and offensive ones I can think of. It’s clearly marked as promotional content and it’s run by a department completely separate from editorial. It doesn’t drain my CPU with shitty Javascript pop-overs or play audio at me. Some of the promos…

You are implying that the more diverse candidates are by definition going to be less qualified than the white dude is. Anyone who has a lack of diversity in their workplace should assume that that lack is due to institutional biases, not that “huh, I guess no women/minorities can do what I do”. Organizations that…

Go fcuk yourself

Congratulations! I hope one of your demands was for a copy editor.

I just want to point something out. Not in order to educate you, you stupid idiot moron, but rather for the sake of other people who might see what you wrote and think “I mean, doesn’t that make sense?”

To ensure fair wages, hiring practices, consistent benefits, and severance payWe want to ensure fair compensation for everyone who contributes to the success of Onion Inc., including contractors. This includes a workplace with pay equity, job stability, quality healthcare, overtime compensation, concrete parental…

Won’t someone please think of the white man??!?!?!?

No, they didn’t. Union households voted 51-43% Clinton, and union members voted 56-37%. Trump did better than other Republicans in recent years, but he still didn’t win the union vote.

Pity the plight of the highly skilled heterosexual white man.

Bless your heart.

Fuck you, racist, sexist, bigot piece of trash. You can go form your own website, staff it with a pack of near indistinguishable middle class white dudes and see how it does. Maybe you could call it the “Half Hour News Hour”?

I mean, despite being the ones who had to defend it to the commenteriat, I do not think the AV Club / Onion writers were the driving force behind the change to Kinja or had much say in the matter in general.

Not being forced to tolerate constant, sock-puppet amplified bad faith trolling is not coalescing into a group think hive mind, you clyde. It’s deliberate community building.

I remember thinking, “What could be worse than Disqus?” Now we have an answer.

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Sorry to break it to you, but The Dissolve closed doors three years ago*. I’d love to say that Phipps, Tobias, Robinson, Koski and Rabin are all doing brilliantly, with well paid gigs at prestigious sites which refuse to churn out GJI style content, but unfortunately I’d be lying.

Ernie tried to vote in favour, but the system somehow subtracted someone else’s vote, instead.

Good and fuck anyone who comments suggesting otherwise 

Why do you think the first paragraph has any relation to the second?

Unhelpfully.