He said he felt betrayed and you said that is absolutely not why he broke up with her. You then proceeded to invent your own version of his thought process based on nothing other than your own feelings about America’s problematic history.

Or he just realized she’s fucking nuts and ran for the hills.

I’ve got the drinking too much and drugs covered.

Wait, Chuck Berry WHAT? This is the first I’m hearing of this. o_o

I’m with you.

Dave is old and out of touch.

You card.

Mwahahaha. We need a blog for examples of concern trolling.

Yes, yes, exactly. Concern trolling is more like clutching your pearls and saying “My goodness, but if poor people are allowed to buy soda with their food stamps I will just worry ever so they’ll all become obese!”

It’s not concern trolling when we all wish he’d die. It’s offering a glimmer of hope.

Love this!

Hahahahaha 😂

Of course! All pets would be welcome.

I’ve got extra luggage for you.

All great points.

I want to start a Jezebel commune where people aren’t fucking horrible.

How could I have let this opportunity slip by me.

He’s going to die. Then come back to life. Then die again.

I assure you, they’re awesome! The struggle will be not using them up all at once haha

Got it, thanks!