Yeah, I’m confused. An alum on the school said “hey, how bout this neo-Nazi as a guest speaker” and the school was like “welp, rules are rules!”

Goddamnit.

I might be misunderstanding, but I think he’s also blocking her from producing the third album.

I’m definitely whispering “My Savior” the next time we have sex.

No, these are great!!!! Hahahaha!

Yes, I like this

Oh, Jesus Christ. The fucking audacity of assuming you would just jump at the chance to have a shot with him. The only thing stopping your torrid affair is his live-in girlfriend. What a complete asshole.

I can picture what the label would be like and everything!

Oh.

I was wondering for a second if Jackson Galaxy was a brand of beer.

Is that not how you found your partner in life? Simply picked one you liked out, informed them you were single, and took them home?

Oh no, I guess that means my chances with Jason are 0. I need time to cope with this.

Well, my boobs are still perky enough to Anna Nicole some shit so my family can have food and healthcare.

Like I said. Overly sensitive. Caaaalm...down.

That’s a good point. Thank you for the information.

You’re being pretty sensitive about someone else being too sensitive for your liking.

While speaking in the third person.

I’m getting my information from my own experiences in prison and coming from a family of felons who have done long bids. I spend a decent chunk of my free time advocating for my friends who are still locked up. Don’t try to school me on something I’m intimately familiar with.

If you don’t get commie you most likely have a job. Prison jobs pay shit, but they give you something to do during the day and at least some money on your books. Nobody wants to do life being indigent.

I will concede that I misspoke, but I’m not ignorant to the plight of people in prison. I’ve been in prison. So have three of my siblings. I got put in a cell with a complete nut once and the COs wouldn’t move me until I actually got assaulted. Prison sucks. There are violent people there. That’s why there are COs,…