Lmfao. I’d give you the keys.

I’d like to abort Trump.

I volunteer as tribute to fuck this guy if he promises to stop posting ridiculous, uninformed comments about sex. He does this frequently.

He told me how I was sooo lucky to have him once and I’d be lost without him and my mom just rolled her eyes and deadpanned, “yes, because unemployed alcoholics are so hard to come by these days.”

Oh, I totally agree with you. I think it looks ridiculous, but if Nikki wants her boob out more power to her. Society is way behind on the whole breast equality thing.

For some people it is. Some people would rather stay in their cell. I personally got exhausted working 7 days a week, never being allowed to call in, sleeping on a two inch thick mattress after lifting stuff all day, the cattiness from the other girls, and especially having so much contact with the COs.

o_o

I needed background noise to sleep so I turned on Fox (because apparently I hate myself) the other day and dozed off when as they were referring to protesters as angry mobs committing acts of terror. They had some asshole from Texas on supporting one of those new legislations the right is trying to roll out to curb…

A relative I was living in my early 20s strongly suggested I join the National Guard for college money and I was just like, “..no.”

“It’s just the National Guard, it’s not like the Marines-”

“no.”

Is this real life.

What an awful experience.

Lmao stop. Is this real???????

I feel like America has become a parody of itself. He’s might as well be a fucking Captain Planet villain.

Seriously. Who let him even post something like that? He sounds crazy.

....lmao.

I had an ex tell me he was really considering publishing pictures of him and his ex-fiance when she dumped him after 5 years. Apparently, he had a picture of her blowing him and he was seriously thinking about going to go tape it to her car before he moved on and got over the break-up and met me. O_o

WTF is wrong with people? Christ.

I totally forgot Kindergarten Cop became the Governor of California. How was that? Thinking back I remember thinking it felt surreal but I live no where near there and don’t know much about it.

It’s as if you saw into my soul and constructed this joke especially for me.

I know the early 2000s were a crappy time for fashion, but people are just making up crazy shit and putting it on nowadays. What the hell is that?