I’m dead

Wasn’t he also only 17? Danielle Radcliffe and I are about the same age, but I can’t imagine looking at a naked 17 year old for an entire play. I know, art, but still. O_o At 26 I feel like I’m way too old to be seeing someone that age naked.

Maybe the designer was actually drunk or high when they came up with that cape/shirt/vest/thing. Not joking, I really have no idea what that’s supposed to be or convey. Emma is lovely, but that thing is just ugly.

I’m angry I didn’t make this joke.

I don’t appreciate this comment. I had no idea that tattoo would render me a non-feminist when I got it!

Oh, Tina.

I can’t *not* read this word in his voice anymore. It’s automatic.

Nobody ever seems to care when I flop my sweater udders out.

He might stick it in the dryer. That’s bad for lingerie. Or maybe she means he just doesn’t “get it”. Some dudes just aren’t that into that stuff no matter how pretty it is.

I still don’t like you, but you’re completely right. The way I responded was irrational and totally out of line. I flagged my own comment.

Just shut the fuck up. I cannot stand you.

When I was locked up I got a job to get out of my cell. This one CO would not let me fucking quit. You’re supposed to be allowed to by the rules of the prison, but he just refused to let me quit. If you just don’t show up without signing the proper paperwork to quit you can and will likely go to seg. I was making 77…

Wait, private prisons lead to abuse???

I’ve been arrested about a dozen times and the details of my arrests are available online. I have to answer for what I did. Why doesn’t Affleck? Why shouldn’t he?

Nobody thinks it’s mean, everyone thinks he is an ass.

Preach.

When I had to move home to Flint to take care of my mom my now ex’s brother said, “Michigan? Aren’t there just a bunch of tumble weeds rolling around everywhere because nobody lives there anymore?”

As someone who lives in Michigan

I ugly laughed. Bravo.

Lmao white people stop making us look weird. Seriously.