Make the Oscars Great Again!

Agree with everything.

That’s an old picture.

I’m hammered and all I can think is, “When I sober up tomorrow I have no intention of not being an asshole.” I feel like I am an asshole deep down, you know? It’s not a choice, it’s my identity.

I wish Choo-Choo Jones would just lose internet access forever. Or die.

I suppose that’s a valid point (although I do not have a penis). I would think the same thing could be achieved by pulling back and teasing, no?

I have nothing to add but that I also liked Inception very much and the second time I saw it in theaters I was robotripping and I seriously thought I was in there for 12 hours/began wondering if I was in layers of a dream.

No. Your computer doesn’t deserve that. Throw THEM off the roof.

I mean. I’m eating vodka.

Wait, what?

Lmao

Random story: I babysat some kids who were obsessed with The Voice and they used to play “The Voice” with their lego people. They used a little blonde for Christina, a white dude for Adam, a little black guy for Cee Lo and...a skeleton for Blake.

I can’t stand Alicia after how shitty she was to her husband’s ex-wife who was his wife-wife when she met him.

The embarrassment I felt while watching this was...physical. Euugh.

“Sketti” (ramen covered in butter and ketchup) and a mix of mountain dew and pixi stix to amp her up before pageants (back when she was in kiddy pageants).

Like someone else said: get over yourself.

Why did you have to say “tag team” anywhere near a mention of Trump.

Oh, you.

It doesn’t surprise me at all that Dog is one of those dudes that just reaches put and plays with your hair and then pants that it’s soo preeeetty

Haha sorry I read that like three times wondering if I was missing something