This response cracked me up. I’m not even sure why.

Wait what

I personally orgasm pretty easily, but many women have tried oral and vibrators and therapy and still can’t orgasm. Saying their partners just don’t know how to eat pussy is pretty dismissive.

At a certain point when you’re using narcotics you aren’t even interested in sex. Even if you have women throwing themselves at you half-naked (like rockstars). You will not really give a shit about sex if you’re far enough down the rabbit hole.

Girl, if he knows how to bring it in the bedroom I wouldn’t blame you for wanting to shout it from the roof tops. Good for you!

I don’t know what I like better- your description of cotton candy scented balls or the thought of men getting dick enhancements so extreme they are wheeling them around with them. Bahahaha. I will remember what you said in the event I ever have to dump someone for having too big of a penis- that they may very well not…

I actually dumped a guy because we were kissing and I felt his penis through his pants and it was...way too big. I never told him that was why because that seemed like an asshole thing to say, but bigger isn’t always better. I know he’s had plenty of girlfriends before and after me so I’m not trying to say something…

I’m fantastic at making a woman come!

:)

Hm, good way to put it. It’s really the sensation of the act for me too. It’s not that every guy I’ve been with is a bad lover or can’t follow instructions...it’s the sensation, period.

1) your response was beautiful in it’s simplicity and has me cracking up

For the record, my annoyance was not at all directed at you but at the idea that the worst, laziest blowjob is enough to make all men come and women expend minimal effort during sex.

Not to be That Person, but Jez is still Celebrity, Sex, Fashion first and foremost. I know they cover other stuff too and their focus has shifted a lot since the days of SlutMachine, but they aren’t CNN.

I’m so bewildered by that person’s post. O_o

I don’t like it either. I’m comfortable with my body and not afraid to give instruction...I just don’t like it. I’ve tried it. It’s not for me. I dated a chick for a while and had no problem going down on her or letting her do me but it still wasn’t my favorite sex act to do between us.

I’ve been with men that were very hard to get off due to medications or other health problems. Not all men get off as easily as he claims. And I’m pretty goddamn good in bed and a very unselfish lover. That’s not me bragging, it’s just a fact.

I’ve eaten pussy and given blowjobs and honestly, I found blowjobs a lot easier. It’s easy to make guys get off. That’s just me though. I might just not be good at eating the old boxed lunch.

There’s definitely a way to be communicative but not harsh. It’s not nice to tell anyone, “That was awful!” obviously.

I don’t like being eaten out. It’s not a confidence thing, it’s not that I don’t communicate what feels good...I just don’t like it! But I know for someone this is like the end all of sex acts to orgasm so. Different strokes I guess?

Suddenly reminded of Sherri Shepard being willing to pretend she doesn’t know the Earth isn’t flat to weasel out of answering Whoopi’s question.