Where? The OP?

I was just imagining a world where infant/toddler care was available the way public schools are. Why not public daycare? It would help with identifying neglect or abuse early. It would allow mothers to work without using most of their paycheck on sitters/daycare. They could even charge something to offset costs but on…

I saw it so I had to share the nausea. One day maybe you can all forgive me....

Okay, good point.

I cannot imagine what it’s like to be Melania and know your husband will never love you as much as his adult daughter.

They have a weird relationship.

Why do high earning women need help? Why would you think this is a good idea simply because it helps at least some people (who happen to be well off)?

I’m assuming Kevin Kline isn’t even on the table for his role in Dave then?

What did Bill Pullman ever do to you? (‘While You Were Sleeping’ isn’t an acceptable answer.)

A friend of mine and I were watching TV and an Allstate commercial came on and out of the blue she says, “I love that guy. I wish he could be my gynecologist.”

No self tanner?

How dare you

Yeah, no. There’s still a reasonable expectation that someone will disclose they are married when you make it clear you’re looking for a casual arrangement and want to hook up on a regular basis. She wasn’t walking around the streets at night looking for a random stranger to bone in the dark.

Well, apparently he runs a background check on cab drivers and stalks them on social media before ever getting into the vehicle. Must be a stressful existence. Would make anyone pissy. *eyeroll*

And now you realize you have absolutely no way of defending your ridiculous comment so you’re jumping to the classic “your reading comprehension sucks!”

You obviously don’t have a point to make beyond that you feel casual sex is inherently irresponsible. I suspect you’re dancing around saying that because it’s a very hard position to defend.

Nick Cannon sounds like those people I went to high school with who I accept friend requests from but end up deleting because they regularly post weird rants like that.

This is satire, right? (Seriously, I can’t tell anymore.)

You actually have to say you thinking fucking children is acceptable to go too far, apparently.